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    Tuesday 28th December 2010 at 13:58

    Here are three jokes, I'm not sure they're funny though!!!

    1) -What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

    -It's Christmas, Eve !

    2) -What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

    -Jungle bells, jungle bells.

    3) Man: Do you have a pink car for my daughter?

    Assistant: Sorry, Sir, we're all sold out. It seems everyone in the country has bought a pink car this week.

    Man: You realise what this means?
    Assistant: Yes, sir. We're slowly turning into a pink car-nation.

    anglaischagall anglaischagall profile
    Tuesday 28th December 2010 at 17:51

    Thanks for your  jokes. It'd be great if other readers wrote some here too ! But they seem to be rather shy...

    I must admit the third joke reminds slightly mysterious to me. Is there a link with the mischief or the mistletoe? or any other reference...

    ERNIE ERNIE profile
    Friday 31st December 2010 at 15:09

    English is a strange language.


    There is no egg in the eggplant,

    no ham in the hamburger and neither pine or apple in the pineapple.


    English muffins were not invented in England, French fries were not

    invented in France.


    We sometimes take English for granted. But if we examine its paradoxes

    we find that quicksand takes you down slowly, boxing rings are square and

    a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.


    If writers write, how come fingers don't fing. If the plural of tooth

    is teeth, shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth.


    If the teacher taught, why didn't the preacher praught ?


    If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what the heck does a humanitarian



    Why do people recite at a play, yet play at a recital? Park on

    driveways and drive on parkways.


    You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language where a house

    can burn up as it burns down and in which you fill in a form by filling it



    And a bell is only heard once it goes!


    English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the

    creativity of the human race (which of course isn't a race at all).

    That is why when the stars are out they are visible, but when the lights

    are out they are invisible. And why it is that when I wind up my watch it

    starts but when I wind up this story it ends?

    anglaischagall anglaischagall profile
    Friday 31st December 2010 at 17:35

    Thanks Ernie !

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